IAAPA Havoc November 1, 1999
Volume 3, Number 9




Yesterday it was witches and goblins.





Today it's






IAAPA Havoc




Please note that this periodical has undergone a name change and will no
longer be referred to as the "IAPPA Havoc".....as it was in the 1st 8
issues......thanks to the sharp eye of IAAPA's Webmaster. :)


Notes From the Front


Game 6812

Axis: Blackwatch
Allies: DeBruce

It seems that our combatants are more intent on winning the
psychological war than the one conducted with bombs and
bullets. DeBruce is the chief Allied propagandist, while Black Watch
assumes the guise of Riechsfuehrer Goebbels.

To wit:

Russia 1:
Attention: While you're out here fighting for the Fartherland, Adolph
and his gang are back there eating your "Strudell" if ya know what I
mean. Your Friends at Psy. War Dept.

Germany 1:
Attention comrades:

Do you know where YOUR fearless leaders are? More importantly, do you
know where your sheep are? :)

EK ~ Omigawd! The leaders've been stealing all the sheep for their own
dinner table, eh? Mmmm, boy! Mountain oysters! :)


Game 5361

GM: Kayveydog
Axis: Apollo
Allies: FrmrMarine

Gibraltar SZ: 1 Sub (E Can SZ) vs 1 BB (Gib SZ) DAVID AND GOLIATH }:D
a1: 4 click
d1: 2 rat
history does not repeat itself.. goliath squashes david's entrails all
over the dusty sand... er.. the clear blue Med

ES ~ And I thought Saving Private Ryan was gross.


Game 3646 Micwil vs. Battlecat7

Are you one of those players who just attacks everything in sight, or do
you prefer to plan everything out, having a reason for all that you do?
Well, this German player decided to share his reasons with his opponent.

Attack #1 - Regaining the Lebensraum that Ukraine affords
Attack #2 - Adding a den to our Lebensraum in Caucasus

Seems normal, right? Well, then...

Attack #3 - Wiping out the British underwater people
Attack #4 - Upsetting the monkeys


Game 3729, bobbysams@ vs. maddas@

In the midst of battle, one of our fair combatants sends his GM his:

***special odors***

ES ~ That GM has my sympathy.


Game 4198

EK ~ The Squire didn't tell me who was playing this game.....but I'll
bet I can guess who the GM was......

West Med SZ (B-1 BB) w/1 ftr from WEurope land WEurope w/1 BB from SEUR
SZ
a1: 2/6 rat
d1: 6 click
big boys couldn't do the job.. but the little guys did. mission
accomplished w/ no loss

ES ~ "When the wise fail, the weak prevail."


Game 3958 TheCorpse@ vs. hcarmbru@

2. Americans liberate and save Montreal hockey team from Japanese
occupation just in time for Stanley Cup Playoffs. (W Ca)

EK ~ Unfortunately, Stalin orders all Russians over 16 into active
military service and the Montreal team is left with only 2 players...


Game 5566 - jdenec vs ERTU

E Eur (10 inf, 4 arm)
W/ 11 inf, 2 ftr f/ Kar
1 arm f/ Cauc
4 inf f/ Ukr

A: 15 inf, 1 arm, 2 ftr
D: 10 inf, 4 arm

AA gun rolls: 1*,6 ( 1 hits )1 ftrs destroyed
Total Attacker hits: 0
Total Defender hits: 7

7 Russian inf destroyed as the Russian attack force dons scuba gear
attempting to sneak up on the Germans through the North Sea. The plan
worked great right up until they started.

EK ~ That's not "dice whining" Eric....that's making fun of a bad roll.
Lots of players don't know the difference.


6288 US 31

Purchases:
After 30 rounds of war, the maintenance costs of the
American fleet proved to be too much of a drain on the
budget of the Secretary of the Navy. With plans to
scuttle the existing barnacle-clad and rusting fleet,
the Yanks put the ol' shipyards back to work.

Units Total spent Saved
1 AC $18 $17
2 trn $16 $1

EK ~ I think I would have shot myself before I made it to Round 30.
This just might be a record...


Squire Speaketh


Ya know, I hate to say it, but I think this club is suffering from a
serious lack of notsofunnyanymore-itis. And I think I know what's
causing it-the dice roller!

Before the dice roller, GMs would frequently insert comments and little
funny quirks into the games, to make things more interesting. But now
that most of the club is playing GMless, those funny comments are dying!

What's my proof of this you might ask? Well, here in Castle Shannon, I
spend much of my time just reading through some logs looking for funny
stuff for Ewwant Knight. But, it's getting harder and harder to find.
I have to dig into the "old" section of the Castle to get the stuff I
need anymore. I hate the "old" section, it's full of bats, cobwebs, and
lady's underwe-sorry, Ewwant, and as I was saying, bats, cobwebs and
ummm...crumbling bricks. Yeah, that's it.

But anyway, I'm not asking you to give up the roller, just don't leave
out the funny stuff. Remember, where would we be without comedy and
gentle, loving humor? No, not New York, but it would be a scary place.

ES


Knight Muse


Those of you who've had the pleasure of defeating me, along with the 6
guys I've beaten, know that I use 3-letter abbreviations for all of the
territories and sea zones on the map. Way back in 1397 when I first
joined IAAPA I was introduced to these abbreviations by my opponent in
my rookie game. He had found 2 maps on the net that were designed by
Phillip Hall, and I began calling them the Phillip Hall abbreviations.
About a year ago I wrote a letter to Phillip and he told me that the
abbreviations had been around even before IAAPA, but he didn't know who
had created them.

Because I'd never played A&A by email before joining IAAPA I'd never
needed a name for the sea zones, and I thought these abbreviations were
great. I didn't realize that there were other variations out there
until several games later when I began using the "McD" map utility. I
thought the 3-letter codes were so good that I began sending the URLs
for Phillip Hall's maps to all of my opponents and the players in every
game I GM'd ~ particularly Rookie games. One player, Mike Moran, liked
them as much as I and revised the McD to include them in parenthesis
behind the original territory/sz names which Chris McDermitt created.
He sent me a copy of the McD update and I then began sending IT to all
of my opponents and GM gamers. That updated McD spread throughout the
club and I believe it is now the version which is available for download
on IAAPA's website.

About a year ago some robes decided that IAAPA should have an "Official"
abbreviation map. I wrote and suggested the "Phillip Hall
abbreviations"....and was ignored.

I designed 3 maps with varying degrees of color in them, but otherwise
identical, and submitted them to be used as the official abbreviation
maps. They were set aside and forgotten.

Earlier this month I received a letter from micwil, as a continuation of
the joke I've been using in regards to robes receiving bonus points when
using the IAAPA dice roller. Many people have commented about "my"
abbreviations and poked fun at my preference for them. Micwil was only
the most recent offender, but he prompted me to use my position as a
legislator to once again try to change the "official" abbreviation map.
My proposal is posted in the Legislative Hansard section of the BBS link
on the IAAPA website.

The opponents to my suggestion say that we shouldn't force players to
use a specific set of abbreviations. They also say that the current map
can be revised to make it more pleasing to the eye.

I only have 2 questions. Why do all that work to improve the old map,
with abbreviations recognized ONLY by IAAPA when I've already created
nice looking maps with abbreviations recognized by OTHER clubs as their
official abbreviations (and already included on the McD used by so many
IAAPA members); and, if we don't wish to require the use of specific
abbreviations, then why do we have an "Official IAAPA Abbreviation Map"
in the first place?

EK


Knight Mail


I would like to become a member or at least get the havoc news letter.
Thank you ahead of time.

~ EightSpades

EK ~ I'm sorry, but you must be a member to receive free copies of
Havoc. Non-members may purchase bootleg copies for $10 each.


From now on all individuals using non-IAAPA standard abbreviations for
the sea zones will be subject to a +2 penalty on all rolls in the dice
roller.

That oughtta go over like a load of bricks through your digestive
system.

~ micwil

EK ~ The hardest part was getting those bricks to flush.


Recon Squad


Do you have an interesting or humorous A&A story? Is there something
that makes your blood pressure skyrocket and your face turn purple?
Would you enjoy sharing/warning other IAAPA members? The IAAPA Havoc
has a severe shortage of intelligence and desperately needs
reconnaissance volunteers. Contributions will be accredited to either
your email address, or preferably your Association Alias. All
intelligence reports should be forwarded thru channels to the S-3
Officer at: havoc@axisandallies.net

Errnt Knt

and the Boy Wonder:

ErrntSquire

IAAPA Havoc Contributors:

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