Game
# 8237.
AXIS is Starchild HoganS is the allies In the following case Hogan was not a hero excerpt from the Ukranian luftwaffe pilot and his panzer commander friend: "Hey, are you alright?" said the luftwaffe pilot as he exited his plane after the Russian attack. "Yeah, a couple of dings but this ole girl is just fine!". "I just heard on the radio that Moscow was EMPTY and ripe for the taking!" "What difference does that make!!" Snarled the Panzer commander. "Well, it wouldn't mean much but look due east and tell me what you see." The Panzer commander gazed to the east and replied quite disgustingly "NOTHING, so what?!" "Due east is the Caucusus, a sure way to MOSCOW!!" replied the increasingly elated but ever patient luftwaffe pilot. "WAIT!!" yelled the Panzer commander, "if Caucusus is empty and so it MOSCOW.................." He let his voice trail off but looked at his compatriot with a knowing grin. Yes, there would be pillaging in MOSCOW TONIGHT!!
SS : That is correct and not the only time this has been done believe me . game over ger 1 .
HS: Doh!! Col.Homer strikes again!
game 8207. AXIS is JBell. vs HighCmmdr isAllies. S.S. ::Well here is a game where the H.C. gets his arse kicked by the infamous dice roller. some EX. of his dice rolling skills. Combat: Attack Egy (1arm) with: 2inf f/Ind via 1trn f/Ind sz to Red sz 1ftr f/Ind *Amphibious Assault* 2inf/1ftr vs 1arm *Egy holds with 1arm*
S.S. : He also attacks in the U.S. rd. a sub in Lab with 2 air units he missed . Now this sub also survived 3 air shots from the UK. H.C. then rolled for techs and Yes!!!! They were of no help .He attacked 2 ships in the SFE with 2ftrs and a sub sz held . This all in RD. one
HS: Now that we've all seen that HC IS ,in fact, mortal (and savoured the moment properly!!), I believe I've learned his secret... He saves up ALL his bad luck for one game!! Perhaps AS (see profile) can use this to his advantage??
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