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Before we get into the silly stuff I would like to take a survey from you guys.
What do you think about of having ' a what do you do' section in Havoc?
We will ask a member the question "WHAT DO YOU DO" and let them write an article telling the club all about their profession or whatever keeps them busy.
Send your vote yea or nay to the
if enough of you take the time to vote then we will do your bidding.
I would also like to welcome the Herald back to the Kingdom. He will be doing his typically fantastic job providing us with his snapshots of club activities and musings. So let all of us give a big welcome to John "The Havoc Herald"
"THE SQUIRE"
game # 8220.
AXIS is Sephorin@ vs andrew_cowdery@ Allies.
The luck was totally against me!!! The di roller has used me again...
<===every heard the saying "fortune favors the foolish?" Well the roller favors the stupid.
Words of wisdom from Sephorin?????????
As for me I hate being used & am glad that the roller does not favor me, but Hey!! Ass beats class any day
S.S.
game number 8283.
AXIS is MacTabar. & warmonger the Allies.
Wow, that's about as lucky as I could have hoped to get on Russian 1! On a side note, I've hit every bowl game so far today. I'm taking Notre Dame and Purdue in the last two, I hope my luck continues!
Doug
I certainly hope it doesn't holds. At least in this game. As for football,
I'm sorry I'm not a really big fan, I just watch the CFL and maybe the Super Bowl, that's pretty much all.
I can easily understand why you are not a big fan of football
The C.F.L-- what is that anyway.
S.S.
game number 8325.
AXIS is Starchild & Wil the Allies.
Now you know this game is going to be fun
Okay, lets try this again. Boy, I've never run across a game like this before. Confusing as heck was your first turn!! Goes to show that the old way for newcomers was to play a GM'ed game meaning that two rookies played with a designated Gamemaster(GM) who they sent their combat rounds to and he (GM) rolled the battles let you know the results. In this way...format was taught as well as the "ins and outs" of the club. Nowadays its away we go!! Letting the poor new guys sink or swim! Anyway, lets see if we can get this going in the right direction.
David
but lets us a give a big round of applause for David alias Starchild.
He acted like a real mentor in this game.
Naturally he won in a landslide.
Luv playing those rookies and the history lesson he gave us WOW!!!!
S.S.
game number 8514.
Boromir the AXIS. vs Sephorin@ will play Allies
Germany 14
Purchase (0) with contents of the treasury, including some lint, a few paper clips, and a scrap of cloth, Hilter fashions a small Roosevelt doll, and pokes it over and over...
Ok just two questions from me.
What is Hitler poking the doll with??
and can the doll poke back??
S.S.
game 8530.
Byrons_Brigade the AXIS. vs Timothy the ALLIES.
Dang I thought your guys would never stop thrashing me. I lost more than I thought I would going in but you lost even more. Couldn't let you land those uk ftrs there so had to press on. Odds said I'd take with 2 inf, 3 arm. All aircraft missing on turn 1 was not pretty nor were your 8 hits on rd 2.
Note: I forgot the aa gun shots so rolled for them before round 2. All
missed and none of those shots counted. Then remembered that there was no
aa there anyway no big deal.
must be all of the poking and thrashing causing the mental lapses
S.S.
The game 9155.
Byrons_Brigade the AXIS. --Pericles will play the ALLIES.
After depleting all torpedoes, British sub rams the transport. That failing, the British seamen, board the transport and chip their way through the hull with screwdrivers. Still afloat the resourceful Brits fill the transport with rocks from the nearby Caspian Mnts. FINALLY, the transport sinks to the bottom.
I guess that the British are resourceful. However they are not too smart. They came in a sub, rammed it into a transport ,then left with only the transport to sail. What do they do? They resourceful Brits fill it up with rocks to sink it. I guess that it must be easier for them to swim to where they were going. This game is getting to me.
S.S.
9149. DeBruce the AXIS.----- AATorpedo the ALLIES.
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attack E.Eu (G 3 inf, 1 arm, 1 ftr)
with Kar (3 inf, 1 arm),
Rus (2 arm, 1 ftr)
total 3 inf, 3 arm, 1 ftr vs 3 inf, 1 arm, 1 ftr
***taken with 2 arm.
Trying to lull me into a sense of false security, by giving up your rus arm?
Or should you have waited to take your turn, till your medication kicked in?
Your Friends at Psy War Dept. : )
Yep!! a mighty mistake. somewhere in that mind of the Lion of Moscow ,it seemed like a good idea to split the German forces.
Yep! cut their supply lines. Think that I read about this strategy someplace. Yea!, somewhere in Toronto.
S.S.
An eighty-seven year old man is getting a physical for his up coming marriage to a 22 year old women. His doctor cannot believe this is really going to happen.
"Sammy", he says "how can you do this to yourself?
Do you know what could happen if you have sex with her? This could be a life and death situation."
"No!! Doc" , Sammy said: "What could happen???"
"Death!!! Sammy! Death!!! That is what could happen, Death!!!"
"Its' Ok! Doc if she dies, she dies"