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THE HAVOC CRIER
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9651 Germany turn two…buys, 2techs, 1bmr, and 3inf save none.

Roller: Tech roller
Results:
6*, 6*
Total successful rolls: 2
you reported you already have achieved the following advances:
None
You achieved the following Weapons Development Advances
Roll: Jet Power
Roll: Heavy Bombers

I just hate it when that happens to me!
Nice roll, you know who you are . . .



Game 9391 (MolotovCocktail vs. GroeFaZ)


We're gonna try something, here:

2. 2 INF Hawaii, 2 BB W. Coast, 2 FTR Hawaii SZ attack 4 INF, AA W. US
"Sir, if the Japanese attack us now, they'll penetrate all the way to
Chicago before we can stop them!"
Nonsense! How could the Japanese attack us? There's no way they could
<BLAM!> <RAT-A-TATTA-TAT> <BLAM!>
AAAAAAGGGHHH!!!
Man the AA guns!!!! (Unfortunately)
Retreat! Retreat from California!!!
Sir! We've lost two battalions!!
Keep pushing back, men! Into the Rockies!!
Sir!! They keep coming!! We've lost another battalion!
AAAAHHH!!! To... Chicago!!!
We've suffered heavy casualties, but... they're dead...
<NNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR>
Oh no!!! The last Zero Squadron!! It's... *crashing down on us*!!!
<BLAM!!!!>

***W. US taken with INF; surviving FTR forced down

SS: reminds me of a movie I saw I think it was "1942" a comedy



Game 9536 (normanoliver1 vs thesithsoul)

COOL, A DICE SERVER THAT TALKS!! I just sacrificed 5 sheep to you, so you best be nice to me!!

SS: must get lonely in merry old England some strong port, warm sheep, fun times you thinks correct. It was mistake.

--- Michael Craggs
wrote:
Reflections from a Dice Server

On Germany 1, how is it possible for the allies to have a BB in the E Can SZ? Methinks this is odd ;)

SS:this comes from either the sheep ( to much loving) or the port

TheSithSoul wrote:

Hi Norm,
Your summary has the ECa SZ battle as bmb ok, but this shows a trn hit.

SS: I am beginning to think that it must be the port


Game 8979. Raist AXIS. Vs Solar ALLIES.

Going to try something a little different. Not much, but here goes. Not quite what I wanted.

Tojo is a little confused with the Allied tactics.

S.S. Me too!! That port seems to work it wonders here in the states too. Wonder how the sheep are out there in Colorado.

Thanks Sohoa,
/s/
Solar


Game 8989. DeBruce AXIS. Vs Mr_Chaos ALLIES.

The War Report has it that the Germans are once again getting ready to stage an attack on Antarctica.

The Canadians in Egypt are getting out of their Igloos and getting ready to chase them down with their trusty Husky squad before they steal any of our Snow.
Mush, White Fang, Mush, King,
Mush, Gentle Ben, Mush, Bandito ????
O.K. Who's the smart ass that snuck the Chihuahua in the Ranks?

S.S. Yes!! Funny reason to lose a battle

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