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Solar’s Stumper
What Allied Cruiser was sunk after a naval battle with a German raider 19 days before Pearl Harbor? The Cruiser had radioed in it had sank the raider and was headed home, but only the 50 Germans captured where ever seen again. Surrounded by mysterious events, that to this day that has yet to be completely fully explained!
Jokes n’ Stuff
8237, Starchild, Axis Vs HoganS, Allies
In the following case Hogan was not a hero
excerpt from the Ukrainian Luftwaffe pilot and his panzer commander friend:
"Hey, are you alright?" said the Luftwaffe pilot as he exited his plane after the Russian attack. "Yeah, a couple of dings but this ole girl is just fine!". "I just heard on
the radio that Moscow was EMPTY and ripe for the taking!"
"What difference does that make!!"? Snarled the Panzer commander.
"Well, it wouldn't mean much but look due east and tell me
what you see." The Panzer commander gazed to the east and replied
quite disgustingly "NOTHING, so what?!" "Due east is the Caucasus,
a sure way to MOSCOW!!" replied the increasingly elated but ever
patient Luftwaffe pilot. "WAIT!!" yelled the Panzer commander, "If
Caucuses is empty and so it MOSCOW.................." He let his
voice trail off but looked at his compatriot with a knowing grin.
Yes, there would be pillaging in MOSCOW TONIGHT!!
S.S. That is correct and not the only time this has been done believe me.
Game over ger 1.
8221, Starchild, Axis Vs BlackWatch, Allies.
No comment here
Sorry about the withdraw thingy, I've only ever had to do that once (against Polaris and he didn't like it either but knew it was correct).
David
S.S. Do we really want to know what that means!
The pitfalls associated with accepting strategy tips from your opponent ;)
Most of you should know me by know. (knowing what ???)
Thanks
Robert
Yup; you are the one that advises AGAINST buying a BB on USSR#1 (even
though technically. You can ;)
Gil/Tusk
S.S. What does this all mean? Did one guy actually suggest this move for the USSR? I for one like it. To bad you cannot put it in the UK sz.
8207, Jbell, Axis vs HighCmmdr, Allies.
Well here is a game where he gets his #$% kicked by the infamous dice roller.
Some EX. Of his dice rolling skills.
Combat:
Attack Egypt (1arm) with:
2inf f/India via 1trn f/India sz to Red sz
1ftr f/India
*Amphibious Assault*
2inf/1ftr vs 1arm
*Egypt holds with 1arm*
S.S. He also attacks in the U.S. rd. A sub in Lab with 2 air units he missed, now this sub also survived 3 air shots from the UK. Then rolled for techs and Yes!!!! They were of no help .He attacked 2 ships in the SFE with 2ftrs and a sub sz held. This all in RD. one.
THE SQUIRE" intercepted the HighCmmdr writing this note'
8425, DerranJorde, AXIS. vs atulla, ALLIES.
Go Japan! this move took about 2 hours due to my computer. Sorry for all the confusion!
Actually I just kept rolling until I got one I liked! Just kidding!
S.S. I guess that the smoking of what you were rolling caused the 2 hour move. Just a guess on my part of course.
8459, BlackWatch, AXIS. vs Scottly, ALLIES.
Always in the Baltic something new!
I am never sure what my opponents really want taken in the Baltic. Please let me know what died. I did not lose anything(yet). I will finish the turn soon after your response.
I don't want ANYTHING taken in the Baltic. Nothing died. :)
No??
How be the sub converts to an underwater research station, and the trn continues on providing essential support to this valuable educational effort in the Baltic? Does that seem reasonable? Now go away and leave us alone, we have whales to count!
S.S. I know that there is always a discussion of the OOl for the first Baltic sz battle but this is definitely a new approach to it
8467, ngala, AXIS. vs PFC_Plaid, ALLIES.
Hello,
Don't you hate when there's only one game? I joined the AAMC to hone my skills. They're free but I think IAAPA is the best.
S.S. Nothing funny here either but someone sure can speak the truth.
8625, El_Corsarios_Ymir, AXIS. vs Terminator2, ALLIES.
Now get ready for my vote as the all time best move for UK1
Tech: 6 dice for 30 IPC-s, 0 IPC saved
Result: Rocket technology, Super submarines and
Industrial technology are developed.
Combat
#1: Rocket from GBr to Germany
Result: 6 IPC loss
S.S. I guess that I do not need to tell who won this game. They do not call him the Terminator for nothing.
8226, ToddVomit Axis vs Raist Allies
3 INF YAK, 2 INF, 1 ARM SFE, 1 FTR RUS to MAN
5 INF, 1 ARM, 1 FTR vs 3 INF, 1 FTR
-- Their brothers in Siberia decide they want Korean, and instead of getting take out, they eat in.
S.S. :: The Russian troops eating at a village restaurant were fed old dog. After their meal they went outside and vomited . Upon hearing of the sick Russian troops now drunk on Korean Saki. The Japanese returned in force kicking out the Russians from the land of Todd Vomiting all the way. The commander of the Japanese army was heard saying "nobody can Vomit here with out my permission for I and only I am the true Vomit ". (hee hee hee ) . A free shot at the X Pres.
ngala, AXIS .vs BlackWatch, Allies.
Attacker: 4 inf 1 arm 3 ftr 1 bmb
Defender: 4 inf 2 ftr 1 bmb AA gun
AA gun rolls: 4,1*,6,1* ( 2 hits )
2 ftrs destroyed
Attacker:
inf: 6,6,3,5 (0 hits)
arm: 5 (0 hits)
ftr: 5 (0 hits)
bmr: 5 (0 hits)
Total Attacker hits: 0
Defender:
inf: 3,2*,4,4 (1 hits)
ftr: 4*,3* (2 hits)
bmr: 4 (0 hits)
Total Defender hits: 3
S.S. normaly We at Havoc leave the bad dice rolling alone . I just wanted to let H.C. know that he is not alone . Nagla is just as cursed.
8469 ~~GroeFaZ vs. Ngadla:
10 Inf WCa, 2 Inf F/N, 1 Ftr UK sz, 2 Ftr Kar, 1 BB UK sz, 1 Bmb Rus
vs
12 Inf Weu
*** taken with 11 Inf
NEWS FLASH!!! German soldiers in the Normandy found sleeping in their beds!!! Rumors say that their sourkraut caused a mass flu and so they sought for the toilet instead of their weapons when they gave alarm!!!
S.S. Looks like Private Ryan is back again. This is what happens to you when you eat the Kraut with the hotdog.
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