The Joke Corner
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven,
God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the
archangel found him,resting on the seventh day. He inquired
of God, "Where have You been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction
and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look
Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and
said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've
put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's
going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts
of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place
of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe
is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will
be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of
white people and over there is a continent of black
people." God continued, pointing to different countries.
"This one will be extremely hot and arid
while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by Gods work,
then pointed to a large land mass in the top corner
and asked, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most
glorious place on Earth.
There are beautiful mountains, lakes,
rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline.
The people from Canada are going to be
modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to
be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely
sociable, hard working and high-achieving, and they
will be known throughout the world as diplomats and
carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them superhuman,
undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired
and feared by all who come across them."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration
but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said
there will be BALANCE!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see
the loud-mouth jerks I'm putting south of them."
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