HAVOC Vol.4 #2 June 1 2001

				In The Trenches
				Profiles
				Goodie Bag
				HISTORY
				IAAPA

In The Trenches

Ah time passes swiftly snd so does a young man's fancy..Hardly had I settled into the Castle's rythyms when I must go forth to battle..After being trounced handily by the Lord Rewster I returned to find Soljourn had rode away and the Squire entertaining our few guests... He had also made for me a mighty standard to fly upon the battlements.. the standard of:

THE GREY KNIGHT 

Game 8236.- AXIS is Sephorin@ - Starchild the Allies

Concession part 1:

Grumble. Stupid person that I am... hokay. If I concede now, will you play another one with me? I don't see any way for the Axis to pull this one off unless Germany gets IT and Japan gets HBs. So wait. Let me do two tech rolls for Germany. Then I'll concede. ~Sephorin

Concession part 2: Hitler frugally decides to surrender to the superior military might of the Allies. Would you like to play another game? Let me know. ~Sephorin

S.S.:: This guy sure likes to surrender seems that he cannot get enough of it. He even begs for another game so that he can surrender some more..

G.K.Ah yes, another 'surrender junky' Try playing Micwil,that'll help you kick the habit! :)

Game 8229. the player of AXIS is micwil ~ AxisSpec will play the Allies.

!!!!!Crap crap crap !!!! Sorry about that...what can I say, I hardly play anymore and am out of practice, which is why you are kicking my ass. Crap crap crap !!!!! I just can't get a break these days....this is like 10 horrid games in a row...sigh. Thanks for the effort

S.S. :: O.K. in this game Micwil conceded Japan 1 . Now look all of you dice bashers !! He did not blame the dice roller one time . I guess he went to the bathroom to many times during the game. This is one way for the old Knight to win a game. Hee Hee

G.K.Don't forget to wipe off your shoe AS

Game 8221 AXIS is Starchild ~BlackWatch Allies.

Sorry about the withdraw thingy, I've only ever had to do that once (against Polaris and he didn't like it either but knew it was correct). David

S.S:: was that a premature withdrawl . Pray tell what are you guys doing out there ??

G.K. better safe than sorry....next time bring protection...

Game 8226. AXIS is ToddVomit. Raist Allies

3 INF YAK, 2 INF, 1 ARM SFE, 1 FTR RUS to MAN
5 INF, 1 ARM, 1 FTR vs 3 INF, 1 FTR

-- Their brothers in Siberia decide they want Korean, and instead of getting take out, they eat in.

S.S. :: The Russian troops eating at a village restaurant were fed old dog. After their meal they went outside and vomited . Upon hearing of the sick Russian troops now drunk on Korean Saki. The Japanese returned in force kicking out the Russians from the land of Todd Vomiting all the way. The commander of the Japanese army was heard saying "nobody can Vomit here with out my permission for I and only I am the true Vomit ". (hee hee hee ) . A free shot at the Pres.

G.K. A dog always returns to it's Vomit...

Game 8469 ~~GroeFaZ vs. Ngadla:

#1. 10 Inf WCa, 2 Inf F/N, 1 Ftr UK sz, 2 Ftr Kar, 1 BB UK sz, 1 Bmb Rus vs. 12 Inf WEu *** taken with 11 Inf NEWS FLASH!!! German soldiers in the Normandy found sleeping in their beds!!! Rumors say that their sourkraut caused a mass flu and so they sought for the toilet instead of their weapons when they gave alarm!!!

S.S. Looks like Private Ryan is back again. This is what happens to you when you eat the Kraut with the hotdog .

G.K. Good thing the Allies had French Resistance..

THE SCHMIDT HOUSE 

Are you an A+A addict?? Here's some signs to look for...

Do you lie awake at night plotting every possible battle outcome??

Do you run to your PC first thing in the morning to check for your opps turns?

Do you carry a set of dice with you wherever you go to test battle outcomes with every spare minute??

When driving through the country do you look for defensible positions?

Do you check your email after coming home from work BEFORE you kiss your wife?

Is your idea of art a framed a+a board ??

Do you use terms like AA,BB,CV,TAAC in everyday conversation??

Do you carry a spare game in the trunk on the off chance you'll strike up a FTF game??

Can you name the page # to answer a rules question from memory?

If 2 or more of these apply to you, you are probably an A+A addict!! But there is hope for you yet. A new group is being formed..AAA.. Axis and Allies Anonymous.

Here you will learn to handle those cold sweats when your server is down...how to placate your better half when she's about to take a hammer to the pc...how to live without constant thoughts of A+A filling up your day..

Kudo's this month to : Everyone who helped get the ITSL launched!! Great addition to the club!!

Raspberries to: the lack of response to my question on music last month :(

Fire in the Hole!!.....

INTELLIGENCE? 

Welcome to our humble guest quarters.. I shall have the squire fetch fresh linens and lay in a fire...Please make use of the writing desk to send us any comments,letters,thoughts,criticisms or any other useless piece of drivel you wish to share.. 

When I go to roll an important battle I like playing Black Sabbaths' 'War Pigs' off their 'Paranoid' album. It is really cool throwing dice while the air raid sirens are blowing!

Carl aka Steiner

G.K. Ozzy Rules!!

Hey, great job on the Havoc. I do have one complaint though. I'm sure you can do better on the jokes, that one was very much off color and not appreciated. Thanks for all the work you do. The rest of it was very enjoyable to read.

Scottly

G.K. I have to stop putting off that sensisitivity training seminar for the Havoc staff...

Great job guys on the new Havoc!

It was nice to once again be entertained by tales of woe at the hands of the dice-roller. The fact that I was featured in this issue didn't hurt either :)

By the way, since you mentioned it in the editor's note, game 8211 is still my most private shame. The axis had absoutely horrible dice on round one(Jap had only 1TRN left by USA2). Despite all this, Axisspec bested me when 1INF in KAZ was allowed to walk into an empty MOS.

Keep up the good work!

EtherealWarrior

G.K. Glad I could help you deal with your skeletons..

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SQUIRES SPEAKS 

Well here we are in the month of June . We have a great couple of tournaments going . Our numbers are growing and the interest in the happenings of the club grow as well I want to welcome all of the new guys who are Oh! so willing to donate their time so that we may all benefit . I would also like to invite them to write a little article about themselves. This way we all can get to know them. Oh! one more thing to you all . We at 'HAVOC" would really like to get some feedback on the publication . I mean that if there is no one reading it ,Then there is no sense in spending the time putting it together. So give us a shout . Please!!!!

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Vae Victus! (woe to the vanquished!) -Plautus, Pseudolus